Finally you pussies stopped selling!

Picture of @Oscar Liss sleeping outside at his dog camp in Sintra. Clean conscience, not a care in the world.

If I could pin a post to my profile this would be it. View quoted note →

Wonder if they’ll let me do the breakfast buffet a second time.

To paraphrase Yogi Berra half of what I say is 90 percent serious.

Stop checking the price you retards, and we’ll be at 120 by tomorrow night.

STILL on vacation in Croatia. Kid has a basketball camp here, so we’re along for the ride. Just shitposting, tracking Wimbledon results, doing Sudokus and reading my sci-fi book. No Shitter on my phone, no nicotine pouches left. 2x per day sauna, swim in the Adriatic. I’m good at resort life, don’t need to be doing shit.

Stop trying to make the world a better place. You don’t know shit, and your busybodying is unnecessary and if anything making things worse.

Was waiting for this comment. One time a drunk guy at a late-night pizza place looked at me from two tables over and said: “The fuck you lookin’ at?” I said “what are YOU looking at?” He said “you were looking at me first.” I said: “how do you know I was looking at you first unless you were already looking?” It’s a fair point, but if YOU stop checking we’ll crack 110 today, guaranteed. View quoted note →

Be part of the problem.