It's my third-to-last working day of 2025, and I'm on the verge of pitching a no-hitter. (Making it to the end of the year without accomplishing anything.)

Passive Aggression! in the Group Chat.

Look before you speak. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Mastodon may be the only online service I use literally every day that clears the admittedly low bar of not being engineered to extract anything from me.

Mastodante’s Inferno.

Hork! The hairball angels sing.

Chuck Norris once insulted John Mastodon’s coding skills. But only once. #JohnMastodonDay

Being haunted by three spirits would fix me.

And so, as Tiny Tim observed, John Mastodon boost us, every one! #JohnMastodonDay

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