Mastodon may be the only online service I use literally every day that clears the admittedly low bar of not being engineered to extract anything from me.

Mastodante’s Inferno.

Hork! The hairball angels sing.

Chuck Norris once insulted John Mastodon’s coding skills. But only once. #JohnMastodonDay

Being haunted by three spirits would fix me.

And so, as Tiny Tim observed, John Mastodon boost us, every one! #JohnMastodonDay

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Another of my wife’s #watercolor winterscapes.

I’m sorry, am I making it weird? How about now? How about now?

Spellcheck isn’t very rock and roll. Just ask Megadeth.