I put the weep in Minesweeper.

Small watercolor painting by my wife. #SilentSunday

It's actually 13°F outside here, but the "feels like" temperature is WT°F.

Normalize “No fucks!” as shorthand for “Give them no fucks,” used in the same way you would say “No quarter!”

Two heads are better to give than to receive. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

@npub12s66...v20q Yay! You’re back.

I put the “Oh, Christ” in “Oh, Christmas Tree.”

Linux is a scam created by Big FOSS to sell less software.

Republican parents warn their children to be good, or else Santa will leave solar in their stockings.

Who else is watching ‘Knives Out 3: Tokyo Drift’ tonight?