Be aware: if anybody contacts you, it is a scam.

Gonna start telling Republicans that fossil fuels are woke.

Avoid AI.

Today, Microsoft released a statement that said, in full, "Oops! All Copilot."

I’ve spent so much time this fall talking to project managers and sitting in budgeting and strategy meetings that I’ve started accidentally saying “this year” about 2026 and “last year” about 2025.

'Why Does Microsoft Teams Still Have a Red Notification Badge On It? A Murder Mystery.'

🎶 POUT, POUT CRY IT ALL OUT THIS IS THE CLAUS FOR WHOM WE WATCH OUT SANTA HE’S COMING TO TOWN SANTA

[cat meme about Linux goes here]

My New Year's Resolution for 2025 was to work on my procrastination. I should probably get started on that.

My omelets don’t go bad. They eggspire.