Web sites that ask you to upload your resume and offer to match you with jobs are a con. All of them. With the possible exception of LinkedIn (and LinkedIn is just barely, sometimes, an exception). There was never a clearer example of "you are the product." (And that part is also true of LinkedIn.) Dice, Talentify, WayUp, Monster, Lensa, Jobot, Swooped, ALL OF THEM. That industry-specific one you really like? THAT ONE, TOO. Oh, you *run* one of these service? YES, YOU, TOO, ARE FULL OF SHIT.

Republicans: That Scrooge seems like a lovely old man. Why are these woke ghosts picking on him?

Cyber Monday is almost here. COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

I don’t need to be the most popular account on Mastodon. I just want to have more followers than the popular one that copies other people’s posts from another site and pastes them here under her own name every day.

If he was, being America’s greatest humorist probably wouldn’t be what he was known for.

If we were doing this by writing letters, we would be pen pals. But instead, we correspond by typing on our phones, which makes us thumb chums.

Me: insists on doing it myself as a way to control my anxiety Also me: feels resentful about how much I have to do

The base for our Christmas tree has three bolts; if the tree isn’t perfectly straight, you can adjust the bolts one at a time until it has caused you to go completely mad.

Potato chips aren’t a dessert! They’re an entree.

If you see an @npub12s66...v20q poem that’s more than 24 hours old and I haven’t boosted it, assume that I am dead.