Ok, enough goofing around on Mastodon. I have work to do. [posts forty more times]

So should we go around the Fedi and each say something we’re thankful for?

What if we kissed in the war on Christmas?

I believe Nigel Farage when he says he never tried to hurt anybody. Some people are so good at it they barely have to try at all.

the Guardian

Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’

Reform leader denies racist or antisemitic behaviour ‘with intent’ at school, but says he can’t remember everything from 49 years ago

As flu season starts up again, here’s your annual reminder to get vaccinated against influencers.

People who design toilet paper dispensers for public restrooms are poop fetishists.

The shruggle is real.

Four-year-old: I don’t know what I’m doing! Me: Ah, yes. The family curse.

I’m easily persuaded. Prove me wrong.

Look out, @npub12s66...v20q’s gonna pwn your AI.

PC Gamer

Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used

Hacking the planet with florid verse.