Help wanted, dead or alive. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Executive function? My brain wants a disproportionate share of rewards while doing as little work as possible. Sounds exactly like an executive to me.

Tired: Pew Research Center. Wired: Pew Pew Pew Laser Tag Center.

I know that AI boosters use a lot of confusing jargon, but I’m here if you need help translating it. For instance, when they say “Hallucinations are a solved problem,” what they mean is “We’ve decided we don’t care about quality or accuracy. Like, at all.”

Reading up on the Epstein files, whistling the X-Files theme.

[totally relatable boost bait goes here]

“Oracle is already underwater on its ‘astonishing’ $300bn OpenAI deal” Of course it is. *Nobody* is making money on AI. (Except Nvidia.) (For now.)

Client Challenge

[Linux intensifies]

Finish everything I start? Friends, I don’t even start everything I start!

Making fun of the right wing is almost too easy. Like shooting fash in a barrel.