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Google: If you’re not paying for the product, you are the product. Ah, hell with it—you’re the product anyhow, even if you aren’t getting anything from us.

So we meet again, Monday morning.

Did you know that if you skip the $5 latte every day and invest that money instead, you’ll still never be a billionaire? Follow me for more money management tips!

A four-way stop is like a reverse captcha. We can tell you're a human when you mess it up.

An extension cord is just a house fire you can coil up and hang in the garage.

Whenever a website asks, "Remember this device?" I click the checkbox. OF COURSE I remember this device. It's MY device.

Look, HR professionals, your annual open enrollment kickoff needs to start with a slide entitled “Here’s everything that will be worse next year” that bullet-points all the ways your people are about to get screwed. If you don’t do this, you are a coward and a fraud.

Have you tried sending a read receipt and fifteen minutes of typing indicators but then never replying about it?

I like the phrase “Don’t threaten me with a good time,” because as an introvert, I find few things as threatening as a good time.