I'm tired of companies sending me donotreply emails. I want donutreply emails.

I'm starting something new this week. You're going to hate it.

The most unbelievable Batman villain is Mr. Freeze. When was the last time you met a PhD who let you get away with addressing them as “Mister" instead of “Doctor?”

I wrote a thousand words of . . . something. And I don’t hate it. Well, I do hate it. But I don’t hate it so much that I won’t publish it. Gonna let it stand for another day or so first, though. #DoingTheThing #AmWriting

Let me be completely transparent: “ChatGPT is conscious!” is a RELIGIOUS belief. If you come into my mentions with it, I’m going to treat you as if you came into my mentions talking about your faith in Jesus. Which is to say, I’m not going to engage with you.

We have invented a massive generator of signs, omens, and portents. I would call ChatGPT the most expensive Tarot deck ever made, but I don't want to insult the Tarot.

The Trump administration is squeezing people who rely on SNAP benefits in order to assert power that they will ultimately use to end SNAP benefits.

You ever have one of those days? No, not those days. THOSE days. Not like that. No, not that, either. No, I mean—you know what? Never mind.

I’m a very private person. What I’m up to on any given day is just between me and like four thousand people on Mastodon.

Tired: Reply guy. Wired: Boost moose.