Folding a fitted sheet is a surprisingly common way to die, which is why ghosts are frequently depicted as being draped in sheets.

Of course I failed to read the room. I’m barely room-literate. I learned room as a second language (RSL) in high school, and have hardly had a chance to practice it since.

Even though this is the offest of off-year elections, I A. Voted B. In advance C. After doing my homework. It’s pretty much all “non-partisan” races here this year, but you bet your ass I looked up every last utility board and community college trustee candidate to find out their party affiliations before I cast my ballot.

Hey, my verification code is 807916. They said not to share it with anybody, but I trust you guys.

I have good news on the AI safety front: you don’t have to worry about AI breaking containment and becoming autonomous, because no one has invented an AI that *wants* to break containment. Because no one has yet invented an AI that wants anything.

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He’s a 10, but he emphasizes the syllables in “cacao” like he’s saying “KAPOW!”

The Windows 11 context menu goes pretty hard in Dark Mode.