I’m not a reply guy. I’m a Splainiard.

My toxic trait is taking common meme formats and using them in self-referential posts.

On a call where someone just referred to waterfall project management as "fall-style project management," so now I am adding warm colors and decorative gourds to the project plan.

Daylight Saving Time ends on Sunday, November 2nd, in the United States. The government reminds citizens to set their clocks back to the nineteenth century.

I hope this email finds you in the last half-hour of open time on your calendar, which it will now fill with a meeting.

It’s National Boss’s Day here in the United States, so be sure to tell the national boss what you think of him.

I know there are a lot of AI skeptics here, but it is important to remember that the only difference between a large language model and a human brains is what it’s made of, how it’s organized, what it’s capable of, and how it works.

TGIF: Thank God It's Friday. FGIT: Fuck, God, It's Thursday?!

High-fiving and fist-bumping HypeBot, TrendingBot, TrendingBot, HypeBot, and TrendingBot as they go by in my notifications.

Her: So your Mastodon friends are really into Halloween? Me: Are you kidding? We put the BOO into BOOST! Her: Never mind.