I heard your mom doesn’t meet the minimum system requirements for Windows 11.
I wonder how many people have blocked me? *shrugs and posts again*
My keyboard didn't register the Windows Key + "." shortcut I use to open the Emoji picker, or the G I typed to search for "grimace." Which is how, instead of expressing sympathetic concern over my project manager's issue with "😬," I sent her the inscrutable (bordering on inappropriate) message "Rimace" in Teams.
I, the person arriving five minutes before the post office opens, am a prudent and punctual planner. The people who were already there and filling all twenty spots in the parking lots, however, are selfish, possibly bordering on psychotic.
The Fediverse has its problems (holy fuck, does it ever), but what I've found here means more to me than Twitter, App.net, Bluesky, and the rest of them put together. It's my digital home.
This is the second example in as many months of some guy randomly interacting with a TON of my posts right before getting outed as a “sex pest” (to use Cru’s words). Do I . . . do I seem like I would be an ally to predators? 😬
Last week, I saw several of the newcomers wonder whether it was ok to repost their bangers from Bluesky over here. To which I say: hell yes. Repost your content from other sites. As long as it’s your content, anyhow. Reposting other people’s posts from other sites without attribution is tacky as fuck. But your own? Bring it on over!