“Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad,” I say, fulfilling the prophecy.
Pro tip: the apology usually happens on only one side of the word “but.”
Consider leaving out whatever is on the other side.
Just saw a Pfizer commercial advertising "vaccines." Not any specific product, not even saying "Talk to your doctor about PFIZER vaccines," but more of a PSA explaining why someone would want vaccines, per se.
It might be the first pharmaceutical ad I've been glad to see this century.
And in any sane world it would be totally unnecessary.
Me: *literally drowning*
Person who tells people not to complain about the rain: What are you so upset about? Would you rather die of thirst in the desert?
The newcomers will change Mastodon and the Fediverse. And that's ok. Even if you like it the way it is now.
Because here's a secret you may have forgotten: you changed it, too.
🎶 I'm all about that boost
'Bout that boost
No Twitter...
Things don't always go as planned, so it's a good idea to have three to six months of excuses saved.
Why are you sheeple locking yourselves inside the walled garden prison of Apple? You should own and control your own hardware. I made my own iPhone out of two tin cans and a Raspberry Pi Zero. It runs Arch Linux.
Looking at a screen for any amount of time while driving can lead to a fatal collision. In order to prevent distracted driving, consider throwing your phone out the window.
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The RTF file format was named after its inventor, Richard Text.
