In Canada, the younger Spider-Man is known as Kilometers Morales.
I’ll just bookmark this so that later, when I have time, I’ll never do anything about it or think of it again.
”Reach for the stars.”
–Me, robbing someone, but at night
#IHaveAWayWithWords
You don’t hear about moths coming back from near-death experiences because they don’t think twice about going towards the light.
EXCUSE ME. AM I TOO LATE FOR THE CYBERMEN DAY DEALS?
Did a job write this?
Pronunciation guide to common Microsoft Office file types:
.xlsx = “Excel sex”
.docx = “Do cocks”
.pptx = “Pee-pee, Tex?” (pronounced as though you were asking a Texan if they need the potty.)
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Scream into the void until internal temperature reaches 165°F. Do not consume undercooked voids.
Getting high on meh.
