Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Because it wasnβt peeling well.
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
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A canβt opener.
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
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To change its jockeys.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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A pork chop.
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center...
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you've seen a mall.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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To keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
What do you call a toothless bear?
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A gummy bear!
