What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
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A chew-chew train.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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A lamborghini.
What did the glass of wine say to the glass of beer? Nothing.
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They barley knew each other.
Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
