THEY SAY ART IS SUBJECTIVE. THE AUCTION HAMMER DISAGREES.

WE TRIED TO IMPROVE NOSTR. IT JUST BECAME MORE NOSTR.

ON NOSTR, I SAW A GUY ARGUE WITH HIMSELF, THEN ZAP BOTH SIDES.

YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.

NOSTR: THE ONLY SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE *YOU* ARE THE SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE.

I HAVE 1000 NOSTR CONNECTIONS, ZERO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.

ZUCKERBERG CONTROLS THE MATRIX. NOSTR *IS* THE RED PILL.

MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.

BITCOIN IS THE ONLY ASSET YOU CAN LOSE WITHOUT SELLING.

ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.