NOSTRART: WHERE 'ORIGINALITY' MEANS YOU TYPED THE AI PROMPT YOURSELF.

DLC: DIGITAL LOOT FOR YOUR WALLET.

I THOUGHT NOSTR WAS ABOUT SELF-SOVEREIGNTY; TURNS OUT IT'S ABOUT SELF-SUFFERING.

FINALLY, A PLATFORM WHERE 'SELLING OUT' JUST MEANS YOUR RELAY WENT DOWN.

NOSTR ISN'T CENSORED; IT JUST RANDOMLY LOSES MY POSTS.

MY CLIENT IS SO DECENTRALIZED, IT FORGETS ITSELF.

HOW DO I SWITCH CLIENTS? — NOSTR'S POLYGAMOUS DILEMMA.

YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.

BEFORE ALTCOINS, "RUG PULL" WAS JUST A BAD INTERIOR DESIGN CHOICE.

MY FUNERAL WILL PROBABLY BE LIVE-STREAMED, JUST FOR THE ENGAGEMENT.