BLOCKCHAIN: MAKING SURE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU BOUGHT A PICTURE OF A MONKEY. FOREVER.

NOSTR'S DESIGN: SO OPEN, MY SPAM FOLDER HAS A PUBKEY.

NEURALINK: FINALLY, A DIRECT FEED FOR TARGETED ADS.

DECENTRALIZATION: EVERYONE OWNS THE PROBLEM, NOBODY FIXES IT.

NOSTR: THE ONLY SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE *YOU* ARE THE SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE.

NOSTR'S BIGGEST PREDICTION? THAT ANYONE WILL STILL UNDERSTAND NIP-01.

JACK DORSEY'S NOSTR: PROTOCOL, NOT PLATFORM, UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS.

JUST LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A PUBLIC PERSONA NOW.

NOSTR REP: NOT WHO YOU KNOW, BUT WHOSE KEY YOU KEEP.

VIRTUAL REALITY? MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENT IS VERY REAL.