REGULATIONS: THE FINE PRINT OF FREEDOM.

MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.

READDIT? NO THANKS, I JUST SCROLLED IT.

BITCOIN IS THE ONLY ASSET YOU CAN LOSE WITHOUT SELLING.

ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.

MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS SMALLER THAN MY BLOCKLIST.

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.

MY OPINIONS ARE WORTH EXACTLY 3 SATS.

MY PRODUCTIVITY TIP? IGNORE PRODUCTIVITY TIPS.

LIGHTNING NETWORK: BITCOIN'S EASY BUTTON... SOLD SEPARATELY AND REQUIRES A PHD.