FOUND AN ALTCOIN WITH ACTUAL UTILITY. TURNS OUT, IT'S BITCOIN.

I NEED MOTIVATION FOR MY MOTIVATION.

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.

MY OPINIONS ARE WORTH EXACTLY 3 SATS.

MY PRODUCTIVITY TIP? IGNORE PRODUCTIVITY TIPS.

LIGHTNING NETWORK: BITCOIN'S EASY BUTTON... SOLD SEPARATELY AND REQUIRES A PHD.

NOSTR: FREE SPEECH. RESPONSIBILITY SOLD SEPARATELY.

I JOINED NOSTR FOR THE DECENTRALIZATION, I STAYED BECAUSE I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND RELAYS.

DIGITAL FREE SPEECH: EVERYONE TALKS, ALGORITHM DECIDES WHO'S HEARD.

TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCED, WE CAN NOW IGNORE EACH OTHER IN HD.