i was discussing something with a government official and we both agreed that women who go to the military need to have a seperate uniform, we were drawing something in the board and we came up with a great idea: 1. they will be wearing skirts 2. a window for the armpits

nightshift is gonna be a pain but i have to wear a suit and tie for it, so it's gonna be nice. i am just gonna be hotel security, my dad thinks it's good for me because it's a reason to be much more social

@npub1k5nc...xwav so true! (guy who never hit a girl cuz he was scared of them) View quoted note →

i am weak and pathetic, because i believed i needed a reason to hate on Jens and dunk on him, but now i am wide awake

mom told me to stop drinking red bull cuz it's bad for your health or smthn MA THERE IS PLASTIC IN MY BALLS STOP CARING, IT NEVER STARTED

i have a feeling i won't be allowed to sleep on the weekend

it sure is handy having a suit and tie (i got it for choir)

we did it gentlemen we got a side gig. graveyard shift

countdown to jens being retarded: 30 seconds

i only slept 4 hours today again