@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Jabba the Hut talking to captive Princess Leia as he shovels food into his disgusting fat face. Jabba says “I don’t see why people are complaining about inflation. Asset prices are through the roof. If they spent less time complaining while eating avocado toast and more time working maybe they wouldn’t be poor and could actually afford a house.” Then Princess Leia says “didn’t you buy your first house for like three raspberries?” Jabba responds “no you silly woman it was three Snargle berries. I bought my second house for three raspberries.”

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@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Chewbacca drinking beer with an Ewok at a woodland bar on the Forest Moon of Endor. Chewbacca, sounding discouraged, says “I’ve been to 69 planetary banks and none of them will give me a bank account because I’m a Wookie. It’s bullshit man.” The Ewok, enraged by the story, slams his beer on the counter and yells “FUCK THE BANKS!”

I CANT BELIEVE THIS CUT SCENE FROM THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS MENTIONS BITCOIN SOMEONE POST THIS ON FACEBOOK SO BOOMERS THINK ITS REAL 😱😱😱🫨🫨🫨 View quoted note →

@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Darth Vader saying “Bitcoin is used by criminals.” Then Princess Leia shows up wearing an orange robe and says “well you’re a dumb bitch, Darth.” Then the camera pans to Han Solo who looks straight at the camera and says “women, am i right, fellas?” Then a sitcom style laugh reel plays.

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@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Princess Leia wearing an orange robe talking to R2D2. She is using R2D2 to record a message. Princess Leia says “Help me Satoshi Nakamoto. You’re my only hope.” Then a vaguely Japanese-looking guy pops out from around the corner and says “you rang?” And a sit-com style laugh reel starts playing.

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