That face you make when you realize your hindu wife is about to have another little Apu.

What does it feel like to raise children who do not resemble anyone in your family of origin? View quoted note →

The problem isn't the government, The problem is the assholes who control the government.

Did you hear about the shitcoiner who posted "NGU!" It was a screenshot of the supply.

Did you hear about the shitcoiner who thought his shitcoiner roommate wanted to commit suicide? He found a roll of toilet paper in his room

Did you hear about the bitcoin-core dev who married an Amish woman? He drove her buggy

Did you know there used to be a shitcoiner hockey team? They all drowned during spring training.

Did you hear there was a major power outage during the shitcoiner conference? They were stuck there all night because the escalators stopped

How do you stop the XMR army on horseback? You turn off the carousel

How did the shitcoiner break his neck raking leaves? He fell out of the tree