I am excited to test out my cold weather gear tomorrow night in -40 wind-chill. Any guess how long I will be able to stand outside without moving?
The conditions are unfavorable.
Beans were consumed.
Today is a good day to let ’em fly.
A lawyer asks a farmer,
“If I ask you a question and you get it right, I’ll give you one BCash.
If you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I’ll give you one Bitcoin.”
The farmer agrees.
The lawyer asks his question.
The farmer gets it wrong and pays one BCash.
Then the farmer asks,
“What’s BCash good for?”
The lawyer thinks for a long time.
Then he gives the farmer one Bitcoin.
The lawyer says, “So what’s the answer?”
The farmer hands him one BCash.
A man’s walking down the sidewalk and almost steps on Monero.
He jumps back and says, “Whoa!”
He looks at it. “Looks like Monero.”
He smells it. “Smells like Monero.”
He touches it. “Still warm.”
He tastes it.
“Yep.
Good thing I didn’t step in it.”
A lawyer asks a farmer,
“If I ask you a question and you get it right, I’ll give you five dollars.
If you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I’ll give you fifty.”
The farmer agrees.
The lawyer asks his question. The farmer gets it wrong and pays five dollars.
Then the farmer asks,
“What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
The lawyer thinks for a long time, then gives the farmer fifty dollars.
The lawyer says, “What was the answer?”
The farmer gives him five dollars.
The Navy detained a Cuban tanker in the Gulf of America.
Said its engines were stressing a protected whale.
Whale was relocated to a costal windmill farm.
