NEW: TODAY MICHAEL SAYLOR'S STRATEGY WILL QUALIFY TO JOIN THE S&P 500 A WAVE OF DEMAND IS ABOUT TO ENTER #BITCOIN 🚀

JUST IN: $750 MILLION NAKAMOTO CEO SAYS HE WILL RAISE $100 MILLION TO TAKE "REVENGE" ON ANY POLITICIAN WHO VOTES AGAINST REMOVING TAXES ON #BITCOIN THIS IS EPIC 🚀

BLOOMBERG SAYS #BITCOIN IS NOW OUTPERFORMING ALL THE OLD-SCHOOL ASSETS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!

THE BITCOIN GOLDEN CROSS HAS SPOKEN 2016: +139% 2017: +2200% 2020: +1190% 2025: ? Every time this flashed, $BTC exploded. Front-run history… or chase the wick later.

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Mamdani’s mother is a world-famous, Academy Award-nominated Bollywood director worth tens of millions of dollars. His father is a chaired professor at Columbia. He is, in effect, a perpetual theatre kid who’s pretending to be “Third World.” It’s all so, so performative + stupid.

BREAKING: TRUMP ADVISOR BAILEY CONFIRMS US WILL VOTE TONIGHT ON BILL TO REMOVE #BITCOIN CAPITAL GAINS THIS IS MASSIVE 🚀

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Governor Abbot signs law making gold & silver legal tender in 'day-to-day' financial transactions.

Bitcoin is a day away from its highest monthly close ever. If you didn’t know, all-time high monthly closes are very bullish.

🚨NEW: Scott Adams says that he was in so much pain that he had planned to euthanize himself today. He recently started taking a new hormone/testosterone blocker and says that he's currently pain free and he hopes that this can add a few years to his life.