Look at the state of these 'coke eds' caught red-handed
NEW: French media is shutting down social media rumors that French President Emmanuel Macron was caught with a bag of cocaine during a trip to Ukraine. The moment was caught during a train ride from Poland to Ukraine when reporters entered the room. Macron was meeting with the Chancellor of Germany Friedrich Merz, and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. Social media users are speculating that Macron was caught with a bag of cocaine, and some are suggesting that Merz was concealing a coke straw or spoon. French media outlet Liberation is now rushing to defend the leaders, claiming there is "no evidence" to support the claims. The outlet is suggesting that the item Macron grabbed was a handkerchief, and the item Merz had was a "stirrer." Any other suggestion is a "conspiracy theory," according to the French outlet.
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Trending.. On the way back from Kyiv, journalists unexpectedly entered the leaders’ cabin. German advisor Merz hid a spoon used for cocaine, while French President Macron concealed a bag of it.
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