BREAKING: US weighs plan to decrease Chinese tariffs to as low as 50%, down from 145%, as soon as next week, per NYP

Oh boy! 😂😭

NEW: 🇺🇸 US Banks can now buy and sell Bitcoin for their customers under new guidance from the US Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC)

NOW - Pope Leo XIV, the first American Pope in history, emerges.

NOW - White smoke. A new Pope has been chosen.

NEW: Socialist Bernie Sanders says he has to spend $221,000 on private jets to "fight the oligarchy," scoffs at the thought of flying on a commercial plane. Baier: You spent 221,000 on private jets fighting the oligarchy tour, paid for by friends of Bernie Sanders Sanders: When's the last time you saw Donald Trump during a campaign mode at National Airport? Baier: He's also not 'fighting the oligarchy.' Sanders: You think I'm going to be sitting in a waiting line at United? ... That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that. Total scammer.

GET YOUR MOON BOOTS READY EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️🚀

THE ART OF THE DEAL President Trump is a master negotiator

74k to 100k in 4 weeks. Every bear, macro doomer and shitcoiner sidelined. No retail anywhere, Bitcoin treasuries popping up left and right, institutional demand finally real. Rates still at 4.5%, no QE, trade wars still ongoing. The US hasn’t even announced their first buy.

"Everyone must sacrifice to save earth, but I am too important to"