my house has 6 bedrooms, and for the last 20 years, friends and family (and randos from the internet) have lived with me. this year, i asked them all to move out. so when i asked some friends for their new mailing addresses for christmas cards, woody's response cracked me up: _this is what i expect to see for your card this year_ damn, that's good.

when amazon gives you 6 hands of bananas instead of 6 bananas… you make pistachio banana bread. #cook

sometimes you just take a photo that ends up being accidentally perfect. here my softball teammates are arguing who is the fastest … (it’s actually me). #accidentalrenaissance