Black Friday sounds a lot cooler than it is.

Okay, a bunch of you referenced writing essays yesterday, so now I'm curious: How often have you wrote an essay since you've left school?

The Joker looks like he's been crying all night in a Waffle House, because his dirtbag boyfriend, that everyone warned him about, turned out to be a dirtbag boyfriend. Now he's just saying cryptic violent shit to people, and you're like, Girl, forget about Batman and wash your damn face.