Dear Fediverse, What are you dressing up as for Halloween?

"If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any." - Donald J. Trump, June 15, 2020 Same energy.

Timeline Cleanse: Students surprise teachers with old photos from the Myspace Era

Don’t worry. After th $230M DOJ payout and the Trump Solid-Gold Ballroom is completed the price of eggs is *really* comin’ down! Winning.

Siri, what’s a metaphor? .

Sure. JD Vance’s motorcade was hit. I’ll get over that somehow. But does someone want to tell me why the United States Marine Corps are using live ammunition over major American freeways?

ChatGPT, what happens when you fire your NSA chief and try to replace cybersecurity staff with AI? Asking for a friend

The Supremes just told Alex Jones to pay up. $1.4 billion is due. No more appeals. He hid $5 million in condos, cash & ranches, now the Sandy Hook families get to dig up what he buried 🇺🇸

“Judge Aileen Cannon is a traitor, will be awarded the Medal of Freedom” There’s your alternate headline

Mike Johnson: “we don’t have a strategy” It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for em