I didn't think the #ACM could make me dislike the ACM DL more, so, congratulations I guess, on figuring out a way to do that and ALSO make it more expensive to run at the same time, with AI summaries for things that already have abstracts

Did you know: you can avoid the need for backups by failing to do anything worth saving a copy of Follow me for more computing lifehacks

Chat, I don't think this is something to be proud of #Wrapstodon

I just agreed to the Vatican's cookie policy, does this mean I took communion

KIKI! I JUST put these shoelaces in! I haven't even WORN them yet! (No prize for guessing what happened to the old shoelaces) #fedicats #catsofmastodon

Emojis in plaintext email?

EMAIL WRAPPED 2025 This year, you received too fucking much email! Number of emails that found you well: zero Number of emails that you printed, even though you didn't consider the environment: zero Number of times an "out of office" autoresponder was immediately followed by the person answering your email: all of the times Your favorite email was: none of them Next year, you are considering: are there any countries where email is illegal, and what are their immigration laws?