My toxic trait is thinking I can flip anything into gold—I’m basically the alchemist of auctions! I desperately need to start an AA meeting for folks addicted to bidding wars—hello, Auction Anonymous! I had such a glorious sober streak from buying silly stuff, but now I’m back to my old ways with this gem! 😂

August kicked off with three days of heavy rain, scattering puddles and rainbows as gifts. #rain #rainbows #pow #plebchain

Funny story time - We’re slowly diving into the bottle calf business and having a blast learning the ropes! The other day, I was watching an online auction when my son wandered by and asked to join in. I said, “Sure, buddy!” He noticed there was no sound and asked why, so I explained it was muted. He then asked if we could “unpause” it—cute, right? Once we turned the sound on, the auctioneer was in full swing, doing their fast-talking thing. About five seconds later, my son looks at me, confused, and says, “Why is he glitching?” Gotta love kids’ perspectives! On a serious note, we’re on the lookout for bottle calves for our next batch. If you have any leads on healthy calves available in the near future, please send them our way! Feel free to DM us with details or tag us in any relevant posts. Thanks for the help! #cattle #auction #glitch #dad

Time to clean and flip some boots! 🥾 #thrifting #flip #boot #pow

Official delivery driver with the magnet! 🧲 The Yaris is the car of delivery drivers. Target: $200 a week, under 7 hours of work. Consistency is key! 🚗💨 #DeliveryDriver #Yaris #dadstr #dad

Monthly stats are in! We sold 177 items on eBay, averaging $10 profit per sale—totaling $1,770. Summer slowdown is here, but we’re still thriving. Listed 5 items daily, averaged 5.6 sales per day. Consistency is key! 💪 How’s your summer market going? Let’s keep pushing! 🚀 #flip #thrifting #dca

Another month of crushing it with push-ups! 💪 Our push-up club is now at 3 members, and we’re looking for more! No experience needed we can train together. Comment to join the crew and start building those gains! 💥 #Nostr #PushUps #Fitness #Join #Train

While filling our water tanks, my son found a piece of metal shaped like a cane and decided to hobble around like a grumpy old man, playfully tapping things with it. After a bit, I shared a secret with him: aging is the greatest gift life offers. A wise man from Africa taught me this while I was working overseas. He said only Americans dread growing old, a perspective that’s stuck with me ever since. #dad #dadlife

While waiting in line at the thrift store, my wife browsed the racks and stumbled upon this jacket ⬇️. Ours is a smaller size and not in pristine condition, but it’s still a vintage gem worth $50-$100. Sometimes you hunt the whole store for treasure, and sometimes the treasure finds you. #flip #thrift #dca #dadlife #dadstr

Hotel breakfasts often lack real, nutritious food, with many switching to artificial syrup. I tried honey instead of fake syrup this time—much better! Check labels and teach your kids to identify fake foods while choosing ones that fuel their brain and body. #real #honey #dad #dadlife