This is how short socks are to be worn. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

That is not $225 hair, and that body isn't $700/m spending money quality

When I type "lol JK", this is what I mean

I have no idea why I have this saved. Now you can save it, too

My favorite thing about pisskey is just how unreliable it is.

Important:

Congratulations, sailor. You made it to Friday