I guess it's weird Friends put on a whole show And I'm just like Oh fuck I made you feel dumb didn't I I'm sorry I didn't mean to I understand your ego is going through it right now Ok I mean we can play pretend But I'm drinking The real me is gonna come out You can ignore it though

Thoughts: :( I'm not trying to make y'all feel dumb I just I am what I am It seeps out As it does with anyone It's inevitable

Friend: I actually gave a speech on quantum teleportation Me: Oh God ily But no you didn't I know why you're doing this I made everyone feel dumb and you think quantum physics is easy... It's not... But omg my dick gets hard when people want to theorize with me... I absolutely LOVE it. So.. yes please... Tell me more about your fictitious mock up Ted talk.... Absolutely. Friend: Something something lackluster explanation Me: That's ok Keep trying 💕