CEASE, DESIST! AS A PRINCIPLED LIBERTARIAN, I CLAIM DEMONSTRABLE HARM TO BE REMEDIED BY APPROPRIATELY CORRELATIVE MONETARY DAMAGES EACH TIME ANYONE WORLDWIDE (herein "YOU") USES THE EVANESCENT ILLUSORY INSTRUMENT COLLOQUIALLY REFERENCED "USD" It hurts, bro

Conspiracy Theorist: "Sometimes rich people do bad things and then use their money to cover it up." Person You Accept As Thought Leader in Your Community: "Not possible, stupid to think about. You pathologically don't understand reality, are a danger, and ought be socially marginalized on a vague emotional basis, sans formal investigation." You, proudly and courageously defending free thought as an impartial 3rd party: "I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I don't necessarily advocate automatic robot executioners for anyone who ever googled a 3rd party candidate... yet. Don't get me wrong, i'm not risking a feeling of not being accepted over it or anything. Haha. Ha. Huh. Hrm."