I don't trust the machines to count the vote. - Sent from my iphone

What's the difference between an elephant and a giraffe? Serious question, and hurry, I'm in a hostage situation and this kid looks like he means business

FUCK POETRY

person I dont like posts social observation "OH JUST VICARIOUSLY LET ME EXPERIENCE YOUR JUDGMENTAL LOW IQ GUESSES" person I like posts picture of dog " Absolutely adorable. You know it's so gratifying and refreshing, just to see, *where you are*. Live Laugh Love is more than words friend."

Abolish the income tax and replace the revenue by using the mouths of the Spygate cronies as putt putt golf holes. For fun, of course. Because I endorse family entertainment.

Actually, the burden of proof is on those who deny the straightforward explanation that changing or accessorizing one's appearance is correlated with dishonesty.

I am the Donald Trump of sausage biscuits.

LET'S SEE HERE WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT THREE BANANAS, THREE APPLES, AND ONE GFY WHAT'LL IT BE FOR YOU KIDS

YOUR AUTHENTIC, UNCENSORED ABANDON IS DISTRACTING CHILD'S PLAY. LEAVE ME TO THE APPEARANCES I AM KEEPING UP, SPECIFICALLY THAT I OCCUPY A MORE DESIRABLE HEIRARCHICAL POSITION THAN THE LIKES OF YOU, SO FOOLISHLY EXPERIENCING LIFE MORE FULLY, WITH FEWER ARBITRARY DISTORTIVE LENSES. IT WILL BE DIFFICULT TO UPHOLD A CIVILIZED REPUTATION WHILST 'DANCING' AS YOU DO. EAGERLY I WILL AWAIT YOUR ILLUMINATING MEMOIRS AS INSTRUCTIVE OF MY FUTURE ADVENTURES IN SIMILARLY IGNORING ALL TRADITION, CONVENTION.

You made my generation's culture Taco Bell Sauce Packets and you want me to pay taxes?