Sarah and I celebrated our 12th wedding anniversary today with some fancy dinner.

First shots with the iPhone 17 Pro.

I have no memory of this evening.

Dear Apple, I will not be impressed until I can have an iPhone 17 in the size of an iPhone 5. Please stop making phones bigger. PS: we’re seriously going with Silver, Orange, and Blue as options?

How to not buy a new camera.

Is wind so fragile that if you don’t catch wind, you risk breaking wind?

Plane plane plane plane plane plane

Playing a game of “physically locate a server” with IT.

TikTok Person: “I got this off the TikTok Shop…” Me: “NO WAY! I hope there’s an orange shopping cart icon with a link to the product!”

Just created a piece of art entitled “Kolin has a few minutes to figure out how to mount GoPros to a beam because the general contractor says I can’t have anything on the floor or anywhere else.”