Our boy is spending some time in hospital for pancreatitis. Today was difficult. He’s at least in good hands.

We just saw Sonic 3. I ate a lot of popcorn. My tummy hurts. I loved it.

I need to work on getting out of corporate life.

Yall, we made it to Friday. Time for pizza!

I’m much more interested in Al than AI. I’m also hopeful the fonts work for this joke.

Pro tip: don’t spend the first four hours the day after you’ve had food poisoning talking.

All I want to do right now is drink water and sleep.

Happy birthday to me! I’ve been dealing with having food poisoning all day, so it’s been great.

Most important thing to happen today. Nothing else.

I love this snippet out of context: Both Clintons are not staying for the lunch. “We have to go,” Bill Clinton told CNN.