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#Washington state folx, please take a moment to weigh in on this: @npub19q4e...kzch

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Jon (@jdp23@neuromatch.social)

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*sigh* every time I switch contexts for more than a few posts I end up doing a follower swap 😅 Activism posting mood? -6/+4 followers Boosting political stuff? -2/+0 Sexy content day? -3/+5 Locksport stuff? -1/+1 Release the :TeslaFire: emoji? -20/+50 Get boosted by @Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:? -0/+8 Exist? -10/+11 per day

I needed to make some room in my closet, so this weekend I tried on a bunch of old clothes before deciding what to give away. I also recently posted about how I hadn't been making much adult content lately, so I thought I'd take a few photos during the process. I'll be writing spicy alt-text for them and posting it along with the images in this thread for the #AltAfterDark community... Because #AccessibilityIsHotAF 😉

CW: #EmotionalUnpacking #Sexuality While talking about poly relationships this evening, my observant ace girlfriend pointed out that just last summer my sexuality would've made bunnies blush, but these last few months I've been leaning more tortoise than hare. I gave it some thought, and I believe there are a few things at play. Thing the first—and most obvious (to me)—I gained a few pounds. Not much, but just enough to make a few pairs of my already skintight jeans too tight to wear comfortably. The funny thing about unrealistic beauty standards is that you can know they're bullshit, and that they're designed to make you feel bad so you'll buy more shit, and that you wouldn't hold anyone else to them...but that doesn't make you go any easier on yourself when you fail to live up to them. Thing the deuce—I made a friend a little while back, and the relationship got pretty sexually charged. We ended up spending a couple nights together, having sex a few times, and taking a bunch of hot photos...then they kinda ghosted me. There was more to it than that, but the short is that I felt pretty burned, and I've only done a few nude shots since then. Thing the trois—the US is pretty fucked right now, and the creeping taint has kinda taken a toll on my mood. It takes more energy to just exist day to day, and the result is that I'm being less social—I haven't been to any social events lately, I haven't gone dancing, and I'm even having trouble rallying to go to protests. I'm sure a lot of folx are feeling similarly. Finally, I've noticed a sharp drop in flirting around here, which I suspect is a result of the general tone of doom in the air. ... So that's why I haven't been posting new adult content, or giving #AltAfterDark the love it deserves, or going on new dates, or posting #FediRailed Lovense links, or starting punnuendo threads lately. That all said, I still have two amazing partners who I love very much, and a fantastic sex-life—which is plenty. But a little more flirting wouldn't hurt 😉

Hi there @npub1a5h9...0c09! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so... What's the oldest *feeling* thing you've owned? Like, I have locks in my collection from the late 1800s, but the oldest *feeling* thing I think I've ever owned was as a little kid, I found a busted 8-track player in the local landfill along with a cassette that had "The Name Game" (1964) on it. I repaired the thing and got it working, though I only ever had two cassettes for it (I got really familiar with like 12 songs from the 1950s & 60s 😋). #CAPTCHAlice

Remember to strike against ICE today (if you can)! #FuckICE #FuckTrump #AbolishICE #GeneralStrike

I just woke up from a dream in which my profession was "topless burrito farmer"—three words I never thought I'd l use in a sentence together. Like a topless car wash, but I was hoeing burritos out of a small patch of dirt; I think it was at the fair or something—at least that was the vibe of the people passing through.