#AskFedi does anyone know a good CPA (Certified Public Accountant) in Seattle who is—or might be—taking new clients? I have a friend who needs one soon.

Found at the Seattle Aquarium gift shop: A tale of greenwashed capitalism in three labels. #UntruthInAdvertising

Hi @npub1frxr...cdaj! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so... If you got to choose an animal¹ onesie to wear to your next Valentine's day event, what animal would it be? (assume everyone there would be similarly fabulous) ¹for the loosest possible interpretation of animal. I've already got a giant bear onesie (and a snug dinosaur onesie that I made into a hoodie and leg-warmers) for just such an occasion. #CAPTCHAlice

I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it. Update: it was $7; I got it.

Why are we so against art theft until the art was made by a sexworker? If you see accounts that get off on posting stolen nudes, tell them to get off Fedi. It's art theft. Report them. My body, my right to share it. #PornRequiresConsent #StopArtTheft

You know how when someone says it's 11:11 everyone makes a wish? Yeah, I want that, but for 7:11 and everyone makes slurpee noises. And one person in the restaurant has *no* idea what's going on and just thinks they've lost their mind. #Make711Happen

Okay, so I was just talking with a friend and mentioned Alice wasn't an official Disney Princess™. Then started questioning if I was right about that or not. So I asked ChatGPT ¹ and it said Alice is totally a Disney Princess. Then it started going off on all the Disney Princess boxes that Alice checks. About halfway through, I realized it was talking about me, and not the Wonderland Alice when it mentioned they were queer, neurodivergent, and had lockpicks 🤣 I expect LLMs to be confidently incorrect, but that was unexpectedly so. ¹I have no problem with folx wasting OpenAI's free-tier resources, so long as they don't pay them money or expect it to tell them the truth. Reminder: upvote the bad replies and downvote the good ones, that way you train it to be a little worse every time you use it, while also costing them money.

The only thing that's aged worse than Elon Musk is his opinions.

Felt cute today—even though I had to donate a pair of jeans to the clothing swap because my butt it too big¹ for them now. ¹On the bright side, last night my girlfriend said² rappers should write songs about my butt. ²I cannot lie, technically *I* said it, but she agreed. #AlicePics

"Boo bop bopbop bop" is the original "Rawr! means I love you in dinosaur".

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Boo Bop Bopbop Bop (I Love You, Too) - From "Pete's Dragon"/Soundtrack Version by Charlie Callas, Sean Marshall

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