dont wanna bodyshame but when a rich nerd gets ripped you know they're cooked. you buffed the wrong stat bro!

kids will never know what kinds of bullshit we had to do to get imported japanese music in the early 00s - pirate it (good freakin luck buddy) - hope an import shop can get it (ugh!) - fly to goddamn japan - start a japanese itunes account (!) and buy japanese gift cards (!!) to download jp region music (!!!!)

new special interest unlocked: can i get german citizenship from an ancestor (probably not, gonna look anyway)

on the road to valhalla karma ridin shotgun with drama