How the gas station cashier looks at me after I tell her the toilets clogged:

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️ 🌸 Pura Vida 🍑

Them : “we need common sense gun laws” Me:

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 U.S. Treasury says it cannot bail out Bitcoin

Don’t threaten me with a good time 🥳

"dump another birrion"

I value my morning coffee more than some people 🤔

“Stop crashing or be Jamaican” Bitcoin:

Real.✔️

Me in 2011 instead of buying BTC