Every time I open a sharpie I smell it, take one BIG ol whiff of that thang

Of all the fucking things they can sneak into the shutdown bill, they decided to one shot the entire hemp industry in USA. Not to release the Epstein files or how about make dope legal No they have to end delta 8 And meanwhile fucking Donald Trump wants to send all the poor people stimmy checks like he’s the fucking Zohan. Trump is the commie now. Dude fucks this noise I’m out.

Ok guys I am going outside, such a strange land, here is a picture I took, when do I get girlfriend

Joe Brogan with Weinstein saying we need to teach kids to de-escalate fights rather than being aggressive, to control their sense of jealousy, "nobody teaches that" LOLOLOL you fucking moron have you ever heard of Christianity and Church?

You’re beautiful at any size, you fat fuck

You should read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle maintenance . It’s about a man’s struggle with deep philosophical ideas, explained in terms of how to repair a motorcycle . LOL I’ve never read that boomer trash and you shouldn’t either

My job has just become convincing people not to do dumb shit

That it, I'm done. I've had enough of this shit. Let's do a handmaid tale

The Mossad doesn’t control everything but they do control The Daily Wire. This take makes me unpopular with both Jews and Nazis, like Hitler (he was both).