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 I already do this without trying 😭 View quoted note →
It's almost Febuary! image
:blobcatthink: image
**Kitty ProTip:** Try insurance fraud for extra scritches
This amphibian is not just tiny... It's my newt! image
If not friend, then why friend shaped?! image
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I always stock the essentials :3 image
How I sleep knowing I just put hair on everything you own. image
Cats go meow!