# :dns:

New rug

ProNapTip: Throw your phone out the window for longer naps.

sup

Shitposters, Assemble!

Shitposters of the Fediverse - Mastodon Starter Pack

Posters that primarily post jokes, likely with some level of internet-poisoned brain rot. (Some politics and other interests may be included) ...

I need you to paint a cat. You know what a cat looks like, right? 👩‍🎨 uh, of course!

Remember, it's important to give your human exercise and enrichment activities so they will feel useful.

My first order of business when I become a cat deity (after taking a nice cat nap, of course) is to replace all adtech with cat tech. No more targeted ads, just cats, cats, and more cats!

My first day working at #Verizon Hope nothing goes wrong...

RE:

Does Stuff Social

Lety Does Stuff (@lety@doesstuff.social)

okay has anyone else been subjected to the bdsm lesbian age gap crimelord sex slave goonette prestige drama these past few weeks, or is it just me ...

I'm 99% sure anyone who has been subjected to this very specific thing lately, would immediately know what @Lety Does Stuff is talking about. View quoted note →