I didn’t think this was possible but I overbuttered my naan.

I … I … I just might need to buy this

Filing a police report (hit and run ... slight car damage but everyone inside ok) and have the following options under "Sex" when describing the reporter ... don't think it is particularly relevant whether I'm trans ... thankfully not "required" ACAB includes police website designers

Me: contrary to popular opinion, I don’t have many purple clothes Also me: oh look what I found in my dresser, yet to be worn.