Central planning has many bad qualities but one of the worst is just the fakey feeling and canned experience. It is like eating at Rainforest Cafe.

"Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes Wipe your... face Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place." #Shrek