I have obliterated the office toilet.

Got what i voted for again award (I didn't vote).

Funko pops have nothing on Canadian quarters.

Crypto advertising is doing super great right now.

Thank goodness for covered calls or my tax deferred account would be eating it right now.

Finally I am going to be able to live in Mr. Lee's Greater Hong Kong™ and work for Uncle Enzo™

What stage of the market cycle is "greasy hoes posting on 4chan" again?

I don't buy the latest console because it's better to wait for games to come out. Once games are out I don't buy because it will be EOL soon enough. So it's better to wait for the next console. Then I don't buy that one because it's better to wait for games to come out. Then I use a PC.

What are your top phone scammer strategies? This last call I kept burping into my phone until he hung up (he complemented my consistency first). The call before I opened with "Pakistan is better than India".

I had a dream about Leaflord. He was stuck working as a blue collar wagie in Colorado so @🌲Hidden🌲 and I had to go rescue him.